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Re: Security

Postby Ozmadman » Wed May 03, 2017 3:17 pm

Won't stop them picking it up and chucking it in a van though :!:
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Re: Security

Postby Harry44 » Sun May 07, 2017 3:23 pm

Ozmadman wrote:Won't stop them picking it up and chucking it in a van though :!:



Nuffink does though does it ?

When the battery on me Pan European packed up in a car park, I walked to the local motorcycle emporium and purchased a new one.
Having forgotten the alarm code to put it in maintenance mode I had to change the battery with 120 decibels of alarm disturbing the peace.
Despite the constant stream of passers by no-one questioned my motives although some people did complain about the noise.

Good job it sends me a text message 'cos there's no point hoping the public will intervene or even call the fuzz.
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Re: Security

Postby poplargreg » Sun May 07, 2017 5:18 pm

A friend of mine has a high wattage pir security light in his workshop aimed at the eye level of anyone entering. Aim is to make them flee before even tackling the bike's lock.

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Re: Security

Postby spookefoote1956 » Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:34 pm

Just leave it fully retarded then look for the fella with the pronounced limp.
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Re: Security

Postby MikeM. » Thu Jun 08, 2017 6:47 pm

Surely you mean fully advanced Neville?😂

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Re: Security

Postby 56G80S » Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:02 pm

"There is a warning not to carry the product in your pocket."

Quite right too. many years ago, before the Matchless! I had a Tiger Cub which I secured with a padlock. Padlock in pocket, key in padlock towards my hip (I was only 19) off the Cub onto hip, key into hip.

It was very painful.

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Re: Security

Postby SPRIDDLER » Thu Jun 08, 2017 7:28 pm

MikeM. wrote:Surely you mean fully advanced Neville?😂


It wasn't me who posted that, Mike!

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Re: Security

Postby MikeM. » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:31 pm

Need my eyes tested, name started with sp, brain ass u me d it was you Neville.

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Re: Security

Postby SPRIDDLER » Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:17 am

MikeM. wrote:Need my eyes tested, name started with sp,....


...as does Specsavers :roll:
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Re: Security

Postby spookefoote1956 » Fri Jun 09, 2017 7:15 pm

It was me, the artist formerly known as ajstdrchris.
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