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SPRIDDLER
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Re: I've tried pushing, grunting and shoving then had to

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:rofl: Kids, eh, Paul?
My dear old neighbour's deafness gave me some laughs.

At 80 odd she went on a coach trip to Belgium and I asked her if she had a cabin on the ferry. "No", she said, "But I managed to get some sleep in a courgette".

One day she asked me for a lift as she had been to the doc about a problem with one eye. She said needed to go to an appointment at the eye hospital as her doc thought that she might have a detached rectum.

Sorry Andy, I've taken this thread a bit off-topic. :oops:
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Which taken at the flood............'
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Re: I've tried pushing, grunting and shoving then had to

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SPRIDDLER wrote::rofl: Kids, eh, Paul?
My dear old neighbour's deafness gave me some laughs.

At 80 odd she went on a coach trip to Belgium and I asked her if she had a cabin on the ferry. "No", she said, "But I managed to get some sleep in a courgette".

One day she asked me for a lift as she had been to the doc about a problem with one eye. She said needed to go to an appointment at the eye hospital as her doc thought that she might have a detached rectum.

Sorry Andy, I've taken this thread a bit off-topic. :oops:
Neville, I'll be the last to complain! This is so funny. Keep 'em coming! :rofl:

I'm trying to raise enthusiasm to go outside and reassemble my M16 while it's sunny in the garden :)
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Re: I've tried pushing, grunting and shoving then had to

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Recently seen in the window of a local undertaker "Thank you NHS"!
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