AJS & Matchless Owners Club

Won't stop them picking it up and chucking it in a van though

Ozmadman wrote:Won't stop them picking it up and chucking it in a van though

Nuffink does though does it ?

When the battery on me Pan European packed up in a car park, I walked to the local motorcycle emporium and purchased a new one.
Having forgotten the alarm code to put it in maintenance mode I had to change the battery with 120 decibels of alarm disturbing the peace.
Despite the constant stream of passers by no-one questioned my motives although some people did complain about the noise.

Good job it sends me a text message 'cos there's no point hoping the public will intervene or even call the fuzz.

A friend of mine has a high wattage pir security light in his workshop aimed at the eye level of anyone entering. Aim is to make them flee before even tackling the bike's lock.

Just leave it fully retarded then look for the fella with the pronounced limp.

Surely you mean fully advanced Neville?😂

"There is a warning not to carry the product in your pocket."

Quite right too. many years ago, before the Matchless! I had a Tiger Cub which I secured with a padlock. Padlock in pocket, key in padlock towards my hip (I was only 19) off the Cub onto hip, key into hip.

It was very painful.

Johnny B

MikeM. wrote:Surely you mean fully advanced Neville?😂

It wasn't me who posted that, Mike!



(Have your visitors been?)

Need my eyes tested, name started with sp, brain ass u me d it was you Neville.

MikeM. wrote:Need my eyes tested, name started with sp,....

...as does Specsavers

It was me, the artist formerly known as ajstdrchris.