Jampot Hardlines

Biscuit · Post by **Biscuit** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:51 am

Teach foreign cats English!!! I have always found you have to speak their language. Thai is very difficult but we manage to understand His orders.

good-hifi · Post by **good-hifi** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:32 pm

My cats have different languages and don't even talk to each other let alone me. One is English and one is American.

We could have called them 'Yo Blair' and 'Junior' but one is female and in any case it wouldn't have been politically correct for the American cat.

So he is called Benny. Any one seen Miss Diane?....

itma · Post by **itma** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:05 pm

My Jack Russells and I usually refer to them as "Targets"
go get `em lads!!

good-hifi · Post by **good-hifi** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:23 pm

Benny against three of your Jack Russels and £50 on the table....

Oh no, better not, we'll have the JR protection league after us for cruelty......

Cheers

itma · Post by **itma** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:51 pm

ah but these are West Country Jacks,
"its not the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog"
one of my smallest, R.I.P, once spent all night scrapping down a badger hole and came out a winner [no I did`nt put him down there] albeit blind in one eye after. and he was one hell of a scrapper, last one in `cos short legs, but would always go for the goolies.

Jack Russell motto after all is
"if you can`t ***** it , fight it"

good-hifi · Post by **good-hifi** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:57 pm

Got my Yammy going properly.....just the news you all wanted to hear....

paul knapp · Post by **paul knapp** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:49 pm

Well....
........You can call me anything you like ...EXCEPT..late for me grub!!!

....quote: Has anyone ever come across an offensive term for us 'Brits'....
...Crikey,.. Not here mate!!!...When I get together with me POME (Prisoners Of Mother England) mates, how we rib one another and laugh about the "10 quid tourist" jokes and the "Dumb Aussie" an' a tirade of others...... We have all been desensitised!!, ....although,.....come to think of it!!!....the buggers all seem to barrack for the enemy during the bloody cricket season!!..The lot of P*** B******S..
..When we were once called "arsies" on this very forum,...how we all larfed when I showed me mates,... great stuff!! Bring it on!!

Ars....er..OZ Pablo.. .

itma · Post by **itma** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:35 pm

"got my yammy going properly"
so the piano tuners been then?

RogerJ · Post by **RogerJ** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:40 pm

Haven't we lost the thread.........

good-hifi · Post by **good-hifi** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:29 pm

Yes, like my cylinder head which is getting helicoiled at the moment.......

Cheers