Famous quotes...

itma · Post by **itma** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:18 pm

famous quote
bearing in mind I feel as if I had been ticked off[rightly] by my headmaster.

I knew I shouldn't have done that.

AJS650 · Post by **AJS650** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:35 pm

my quote of the day is
`if it ain`t broke don`t fix it`

Chazzyb · Post by **Chazzyb** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:53 pm

quote:
Neville, when you referred to dirty jokes, did you mean my AJS or Matchless?

Yes, I think he did.

SPRIDDLER · Post by **SPRIDDLER** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 10:57 pm

quote:
Neville, when you referred to dirty jokes, did you mean my AJS or Matchless?

Cheers, Don.

Both, actually.

lawrence · Post by **lawrence** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:33 am

quote:
quote:
Steady lads and lassies, the moderater may wake up again ans discover someone is having a bit of fun,

Abrasive and relevant wit, double entendres and innuendos have always been a welcome part of these forums.

The completely irrelevant dirty jokes are better told (if you must) face to face to those whom you know well enough to be able to arrogantly presume that they appreciate them.

Edited by - SPRIDDLER on 10 Aug 2008 11:15:18 AM

Someone has to stop the lunatics taking over the asylum

Don Madden · Post by **Don Madden** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:37 am

OK, OK! I will wash them--If we ever get more rain here. It has been so dry, I've had to bathe with what passes for beer over here. That's OK, too, as I save the bath beer for company. An old American custom--You have heard of bathtub gin, haven't you?

Cheers, Don.

itma · Post by **itma** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:01 am

no rain!!!!!!!!
want some of ours?has barely stopped here all "summer" and no let up yet.

Don Madden · Post by **Don Madden** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:25 pm

Southern California is one of the areas most affected by global warming, having many dry years, separated by occasional wet ones.

Appropriate, I suppose, as we are one of the greatest contributors of carbon emmisions.

Cheers, Don.

Merlin · Post by **Merlin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:44 pm

global warming,
Don,
Don't worry biggest con ever perpetrated on the general public.
Cheers
Merlin

Tonker · Post by **Tonker** » Tue Aug 12, 2008 3:22 pm

quote:
global warming,
Don,
Don't worry biggest con ever perpetrated on the general public.
Cheers
Merlin

hear hear !!!!!!! RSI, Y2K, Global Warming

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